Organisers of this year’s Australian Open have warned spectators not to needle anti-vac competitor Novak Djokovic when he is on court. ”Look, people need to respect Novak and his beliefs,” said a Spokesperson for the event. ”He is a champion… Read More ›
Anti-Vacc
Nation’s Advertising Exec’s Hold Bedside Vigil For Clive Palmer
The Nation’s advertising executives have taken a break from the nose candy and headed up to the Gold Coast to hold a bed side vigil for their patron saint Clive Palmer. Mr Palmer is currently hospitalised with covid-like symptoms. ”It… Read More ›
ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines. ”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Off To The Philippines To Give Out Jabs
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage. ”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the… Read More ›
PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
Australians Must Provide Proof That They Voted Liberal Before Being Vaccinated
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›