The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election.
”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal get vaccinated,” said Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing. ”Of course, those like Craig Kelly who may I remind you is not my doctor do not have to get vaccinated if they do not wish.”
”However, to those who do wish to get vaccinated it’s quite easy, vote for me and you get a jab.”
When asked why the vaccine was only being made available to Liberal voters, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”It will also be available to National voters as well and maybe One Nation voters, if there’s any left over.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to vaccinate myself against any accidents in my pants by visiting Engadine maccas.”
Mark Williamson
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The (un)Australian 
haha that is so good!
Filthy labour supporters don’t deserve to be vaccinated!
they can die, Australia is better without them
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