Coalition MP’s have been making a bee line to the Prime Minister’s office in an effort to get him to ease the so-called bonk-ban which prevents Ministers and their staffers from having sexual relations.
”Come on Scotty mate, let’s end the bonk ban, some of us are going crazy being stuck at home with the mistress and kids,” said an MP who wished to remain anonymous. ”It would be great for morale for the team as well.”
”Poor old Alan Tudge is doing it tough with both his wife and mistress leaving him, surely he can be given a hall pass.”
When asked why the bonk ban seemed to take precedent over almost everything else for certain MP’s the anonymous member of parliament said: ”Well a healthy sex is imperative to help make decisions.”
”Heck, at the moment I’d settle for an unhealthy sex life, if you know what I mean.”
The Prime Minister could not be reached for comment as he does not work Fridays.
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