The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs Barnaby Joyce has used Canberra’s Mid-Winter Ball to stage a protest against Parliaments ongoing bonk ban. ”I mean what use is having this ball when we can’t even go on the… Read More ›
Alan Tudge
ScoMo Tries To Address ‘Work Environment’ By Adding A Table Tennis Table To The Break Room
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›
MP’s Lobby ScoMo To Ease The Bonk Ban For Valentine’s Day
Coalition MP’s have been making a bee line to the Prime Minister’s office in an effort to get him to ease the so-called bonk-ban which prevents Ministers and their staffers from having sexual relations. ”Come on Scotty mate, let’s end… Read More ›
George Christensen Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Foreign Affairs
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a tersely worded email to the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing demanding to be appointed the Government’s official minister for foreign affairs. ”All this talk of a bonk ban in the… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hastily Flicks Through The Bunnings Catalogue Looking For A Distraction
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hires Former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz As The Government’s Moral Compass
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass. ”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a… Read More ›
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