George Christensen Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Foreign Affairs

The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a tersely worded email to the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing demanding to be appointed the Government’s official minister for foreign affairs.

”All this talk of a bonk ban in the Canberra bubble is quite upsetting to poor George as he has not had a bonk on home soil in a long time, if at all,” said a Government Insider. ”The least the Prime Minister can do is give him a foreign affair or two.”

”Besides he doesn’t do much for the Government when he’s in Canberra so he may as well be in Manila.”

When reached for comment on MR Christensen’s request to be given foreign affairs the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question, sorry force of habit.”

”Old Georgey boy, well, look, in my Government if you have a go, you get a go. Even the women get to have a go, you know.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to have a go at making some soft serve, if you know what I mean.”

Mark Williamson

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1 reply

  1. Well he knows all about foreign affairs


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