US President (for now) Donald Trump has released an official statement via his preferred method of communication Twitter, to call for people to stop referring to Dustin Johnson as the winner of this year’s US Masters and instead hand the title to him, Donald Trump.
”The President is adamant that he won this year’s Masters,” said a White House Spokesperson. ”Sure, he didn’t actually compete in the event or register to enter, however, he also did not lose the tournament either.”
When asked why the President wouldn’t just concede the Masters title to the actual winner Dustin Johnson, the Spokesperson said: ”The President will not concede anything.”
”He maintains that he is the rightful Masters champion, the President-elect and the first man to walk on the moon.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Augusta to pick up the President’s jacket and a happy meal to go along with it.”
Mark Williamson
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