Pete Evans Shocked To Learn He Was To Star In I’m A Celebrity Not I’m A Nazi Get Me Out OF Here

Channel 10 and celebrity conspiracy theory peddler Pete Evans have mutually agreed to back out of their arrangement to work together after confusion arose over what the project entailed.

The network believed they had hired Evans to star in the new series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here whilst Evans believed he was to pilot a new show, I’m A Nazi Get Me Out Of Here.

“Pete was mortified when he learned that there had been a mix up,” said a Spokesperson for the celebrity conspiracy theorist. ”After all, he’d started sharing a few of his favourite Nazi memes in an effort to build up some buzz for the show.”

”Oh well, not to worry, I’m sure Sky News will come through with an offer to host something on their network.”

The UnOz attempted to reach Mr Evans for comment however our decision to reach him via 5G sent the former celebrity chef into a spin.

Mr Evans is currently wrapped head to toe in aluminum foil and hiding in a cave somewhere outside of Byron Bay.

Mark Williamson

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