Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House.
”The events of this week will stay with me for a while,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”As I was chatting to Jen last night, she made me realise that when the girls want to let of a bit of steam they play table tennis.”
”So, I thought, why not? And, wouldn’t you know it – my old mate George Christensen knew someone who was looking to offload a slightly used ping pong table.”
When asked what other changes the PM planned to make to Parliament house to make women feel safer, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question, sorry old habit!”
”Look, I will be taking as many steps as I possibly can to make men feel less tempted by the ladies of Parliament House.”
”I have assembled a crack team of Barnaby Joyce, Christian Porter, Alan Tudge and Tony Abbott who will get together and do what they can to make the ladies feel safer.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas, as Jen said that the girls love that place.”
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