Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people.
”What happened yesterday was a sad day for Australia,” said the PM. ”I now call on my colleagues to start acting in a better manner and focus on the job at hand and that is to treat the Australian public as you would your colleagues.”
”I’d also like to call out the press on this one and say come on, focus on the good my Government does rather than on the negative.”
When asked whether he was asking for the press to go easy on his Government, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I’m just saying I’d like to read more about how good’s Australia. Is that too much to ask?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to screw over the cleaning crew.”
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