Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›
The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›
Following last night’s investigation by the ABC’s 7:30 Report into the horse racing industry the Greyhound racing association has come out strongly and warned them to lift their game. “It breaks your heart to see the images that we saw on The 7:30… Read More ›
Australian viewers have woken up this morning to learn that what they thought was the Opposition leader Bill Shorten’s budget reply speech was in fact the test pattern. “Well it got me, I tuned in to watch and thought gee… Read More ›
Outrage has erupted after Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison appeared on the ABC’s 7.30 report and refused host Leigh Sales’ request to divulge his personal PIN number. Morrison’s refusal has set social media alight with claims of , “what has he got… Read More ›
An employer has been widely condemned for failing to scare the living daylights out of an employee in their first week of a new job. Leigh Sales, 7:30 presenter and an Australian taxpayer, was openly criticised for missing an opportunity… Read More ›
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