Scotty From Marketing Employs A Focus Group To Workshop Reactions To Victims Of Rape

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses.

”The PM thought he was onto a winner by talking about how his wife told him to view the situation,” said a Government Insider. ”But, that didn’t really go down to well with the electorate, so it’s back to the drawing board.”

”Thankfully it seems the fall out is only on twitter and some of the leftie papers like the Guardian.”

When asked why as a human being he needed a focus group to tell him how to react to rape, the Government Insider said: ”Humanity has no place here, this is politics.”

”Do you think ScoMo won the last election by being human, heck no, he did it by using all the marketing tricks under the sun.”

”Being human, do you really think Peter Dutton would have lasted as long as he did in Canberra if it was about being human?”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to join ScoMo at Engadine Maccas for lunch. That place polls through the roof for places for a PM to eat.”

Mark Williamson


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