Australia’s new acting Attorney General Michaelia Cash has promised to deliver a brand new white board to every court room in the country as part of her plan to make court rooms safer space for the accused. “Court rooms are… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Employs A Focus Group To Workshop Reactions To Victims Of Rape
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses. ”The PM thought he was… Read More ›
Compulsory Recall Ordered Of Explosive Michaelia Cashes
The government has ordered the immediate recall of millions of defective Michaelia Cashes after the spectacular self combustion of one of the units almost caused fatal damage to its owner. “These things could go off at the least bit of… Read More ›
Michaelia Cash Tells Labor To “Cash Me Outside”
Minister for jobs and innovation Michaelia Cash has used an appearance at Senate Estimates to throw shade at the Opposition by challenging them to ‘Cash me outside, how bout dat.’ “I ain’t afraid of Bill Shorten, I’ll name names, you… Read More ›
“Only Room For One Bigmouth In My Office” Says Michaelia Cash
Michaelia Cash has fired the staffer who alerted the media to AFP raids on the Australian Workers Union stating that her offices were not big enough for the both of them. “I loudly deny that I have a policy of… Read More ›
Poll Reveals 92% Of All Workers Believe The Weekend Wasn’t Long Enough
In a poll conducted by The (un)Australian it was found that 92% of all office workers believe that the weekend wasn’t long enough, Sydney housing prices are too high and that it was probably Craig from accounts that stole Julie from shipping’s… Read More ›
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