Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told the producers of ABC’s 4 Corners that he will release their loved ones from captivity the moment he sees the ratings for last night’s show. ”It won’t be too long now… Read More ›
4 Corners
MP’s Lobby ScoMo To Ease The Bonk Ban For Valentine’s Day
Coalition MP’s have been making a bee line to the Prime Minister’s office in an effort to get him to ease the so-called bonk-ban which prevents Ministers and their staffers from having sexual relations. ”Come on Scotty mate, let’s end… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Calls For More Women To Work Under Him
Nationals back bencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government, of which he is a part of, to work harder to make sure that more women are working under him. ”I have been reflecting… Read More ›
BUPA Meets Healthier Version Of Itself That Runs Decent Nursing Homes
Health care provider BUPA has bumped into a healthier version of itself on the street that manages a fully staffed nursing home that treats its patients with dignity. “At first I thought ‘you’re not me, where are the maggots?’, but… Read More ›
One Nation Demands The ABC Put More Fruit Into Pyjamas
One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›
Bill Leak Appalled His Cartoons Are Drawn In Black Ink
Australian cartoonist and future star of the ABC’s Media Watch program Bill Leak has expressed anger and dismay that his newspaper cartoons are only ever printed in black ink. A spokesperson for the cartoonist told The (un)Australian: “Bill’s not inkest, he just feels that… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 