One Nation’s leading Scientific mind Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
One Nation’s supreme leader Pauline Hanson has thrown a hissy fit in the Senate. Threatening to urinate on the floor unless somebody pays her some attention. The hissy fit followed the failure of the Senate to listen to Pauline Hanson’s… Read More ›
One Nation’s dear leader Pauline Hanson has ordered her adviser James Ashby to seek out the National Milk Crate Association (NMCA) and see if they have any cash they could donate to the party. “When Pauline saw the horrific events… Read More ›
Australia’s leading bigot Pauline Hanson has used her latest paid appearance on Channel 9’s The Today Show to blame the current rising levels of childhood obesity on Australia’s gun laws. “Kids today feel safe going to school and as a result… Read More ›
Known racist Pauline Hanson and her sidekick lil’ Malcolm Roberts have failed in their attempt to get the entire country to vote in a plebiscite on whether or not we should be more racist by cutting our levels of immigration…. Read More ›
Senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has celebrated his impending return to Canberra by calling his tailor to order half-a-dozen new tin-foil suits. “They say suits maketh the man well half-a-dozen new tin foil suits should turn me into six new men,” said… Read More ›
