With the end of the parliamentary year in sight Scott Morrison’s cabinet have done a whip around with everybody chipping in to buy Senate Leader Matthias ‘Numbers Man’ Cormann a calculator for Christmas. “In an ideal world we would have… Read More ›
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Katter And Hanson Team Up To Star In Dumb And Dumber 3
Queensland politicians Bob Katter and Pauline Hanson have announced that they will set their differences aside to work together on filming the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise which will be filmed in QLD later this year. “I… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts To Swim The Murray Darling In An Effort To Prove The Drought Is A Myth
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts, has told reporters that he does not believe in the drought and in an effort to prove it he will endeavor to swim the entire length of the Murray Darling river, all 1,472 kilometers… Read More ›
One Nation Demands Coca Cola Allows Farmers Access To Mount Franklin
One Nation has come out strongly against Coca Cola demanding that the multi-national company allow Australian farmers access to the vast water supplies of Mount Franklin. “Our farmers are out there doing it tough whilst Coca Cola executives are living… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Demands A Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed
One Nation’s leading Scientific mind Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
Hanson Threatens To Urinate On The Senate Floor Unless Someone Pays Her Some Attention
One Nation’s supreme leader Pauline Hanson has thrown a hissy fit in the Senate. Threatening to urinate on the floor unless somebody pays her some attention. The hissy fit followed the failure of the Senate to listen to Pauline Hanson’s… Read More ›
