This morning the LNP celebrated their diversity and inclusion by asking the member for North Sydney Trent Zimmerman what he got up to on the weekend. It’s reported that Zimmerman, one of the first openly gay members of the liberal… Read More ›
Tim Wilson
ScoMo Tells The Gays Not To Worry His Government Will ”Take Care Of Them”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told Australia’s LGBTIQ+ community to not worry too much about the new Religious discrimination bill as his Government will make sure they are taken care of. ”My Government is one… Read More ›
Liberals Tell Candidates To Hold Up On The Homophobia, Racism And Misogyny Until After The Election
The Liberal party has sent a memo out to all of their candidates calling on them to halt the homophobia, racism and misogyny until after the election. “A couple of our guys and I say guys as you know we… Read More ›
Tim Wilson Denies Relative Influenced Inquiry Into Castaways
Liberal MP Tim Wilson has been accused of unethical behaviour after seeking a testimony from high profile volleyball and distant relative Wilson into an inquiry on castaways. “I’ve hardly had any contact with Wilson over the years other than lightly… Read More ›
Marriage Equality Vote Attacked By Water Fleas
The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›
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