Greens Fume After Albo Refuses To Fund Their Weekly Drum Circle

The Greens have today released an angry press release condemning Prime Minister Anthony Albanese after the PM refused to fund the parties weekly drum circle.

”How does Anthony expect us to get anything done without our weekly drum circle?” Asked Greens leader Adam Bandt. ”Parliament is a very stressful place and our weekly drum circle is very conducive to helping us not only cope but thrive.”

”Some of our best ideas have come out of the drum circle.”

When asked why the Greens felt they deserved special treatment like extra advisors and a drum circle, the Greens leader said: ”We are a very special party, don’t believe us just ask our Mums.”

”Unlike the Liberals we don’t rort, we just enjoy the perks of being on the public teat.”

”And let’s face it, in the grand scheme of things a drum circle is not a lot of money. It’s not like it’s a car park or a shooting range in Dubbo.”

‘Now, if you’ll excuse me, Fuente our lead drummer in the circle has agreed to hold this week’s circle at a discount rate. I need to go and ask Albo if he”ll spot me $50 to cover it.”

Mark Williamson


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