ScoMo Condemns Albo For Failing To Cook Any Curries Or Build Any Chook Sheds

Former PM Scott Morrison has condemned his successor Anthony Albanese for failing to cook a curry or build a chook house and instead jetting off overseas to talk to World leaders.

”Where’s Albo’s priorities?” Asked the hi-vis wearing ex-PM. ”He’s jetting all over the Pacific, chatting here and there but where’s the curries? Where’s the cubbies?”

”I may not have held a hose but I did smile for a camera.”

When asked why he was seemingly more interested in Albo’s promo skills than his diplomatic ones, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Sorry, old habit.”

”Albo needs to get his priorities straight, wait till you see the type of curries Dutton will be knocking out over the next couple of years.”

”They’re so good that Sky News is thinking of giving him his own cooking show. Won’t cook spuds though.”

Mark Williamson


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1 reply

  1. A bit hard to do any of that considering he’s not living in the Lodge due to #squatmo


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