Former PM Scott Morrison has condemned his successor Anthony Albanese for failing to cook a curry or build a chook house and instead jetting off overseas to talk to World leaders. ”Where’s Albo’s priorities?” Asked the hi-vis wearing ex-PM. ”He’s… Read More ›
Chook House
Scotty From Marketing Hastily Flicks Through The Bunnings Catalogue Looking For A Distraction
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing To Bring Back Penalty Rates For PM’s Forced To Work Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›