Scotty From Marketing To Bring Back Penalty Rates For PM’s Forced To Work Weekends

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends.

”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and having his photo taken knocking up a chook shed or cheering on his beloved sharks,” said a Colleague of the PM’s. ”So, on weekends where he is unable to have his photo taken doing neither, why shouldn’t he get a bit of extra coin.”

”I mean he is the Prime Minister after all, you think if Dutton was in charge he would work weekends for free?”

When asked why the Prime Minister was seemingly approaching the job on a part-time basis, the PM’s colleague said: ”Well, he is only paid about $500K a year, that’s not a lot really.”

”I mean heck have you seen how much he drops at Bunning each week?”

”Chicken coops and cubby houses aren’t cheap you know, not to mention cleaning costs at Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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