Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›
Contestants on the next series of Masterchef will be given one hour to produce the most creative way to underpay their staff in a new challenge to be overseen by celebrity chef George Calombaris. “Our chefs will be given only… Read More ›
The Fair Work Commission has reduced the amount of toppings that Coles workers get on the pizzas they receive for doing unpaid work on Sundays. “You used to get a full super supreme pizza for doing unpaid Sunday work but… Read More ›
Australia’s vicars have been stunned by the decision of the Fair Work Commission to reduce their penalty rates for working on days of the week that aren’t Sunday. “People think that all we do is stand up in front of… Read More ›
Australia’s hamburglars are being denied thousands of dollars a year in wages due to a sweetheart deal cut between their employer McDonald’s and the Associated Hamburger Pinchers and Caped Stripey Shirt Wearers Union. “The company knows that peak hamburger stealing… Read More ›
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