Friends of NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian have held an intervention to stop her looking for love through the Prison Pen Pals website.
“Poor Glad, she has had such a tough run lately,” said a friend of the Premier. ”I mean, I don’t know what she saw in that awful Daryl fellow! Sure, he was always talking about money, but the damn cad never had any of his own.”
”I tell you, when she told me she was dating him I almost ICACed my dacks!”
When asked why the Premier had resorted to writing to prison pen pals to find love, the friend said: ”It’s hard to find an eligible bachelor in Sydney these days.”
”In the old days, you could head down to the dry cleaners at the Establishment and pick yourself up a suit. Nowadays, the only place where there are any single men is in prison, but I think Gladys should best avoid that.”
”Besides, the way things are going, Gladys might end up writing to Daryl in prison shortly.”
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