Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for changes to the remuneration package attached to the role of Prime Minister. With the current PM wishing to be able to take flex time like all other public servants.
”I will not lie and say that the role of PM is a walk in the park,” said the Prime Minister. ”There are some weeks when I’m called in to work on a Friday afternoon or on rare occasions even a Saturday”
”All I’m asking for is that when this occurs and I have to work a 5 or even 6 day week that I get to take a bit of time off at a latter date to spend time taking promo pics with the kids at Bunnings.”
When asked why he is so surprised that the role of Prime Minister is not a 9 to 5 job, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”As I’ve said previously I will burn for this country. Just that the burning will occur during business hours, Monday to Thursday with the occasional Wednesday afternoon off.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I had to call the New Zealand Prime Minister over the weekend, so I’m taking today and tomorrow off as time in lieu.”
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