Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends.
”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said a Government Insider. ”You know to focus on the important tasks in life, like posting on social media about cooking a curry or knocking up a cubby or chookhouse.”
”And, of course he has to have his photo taken with a beer in hand at the footy.”
When asked why the PM sees the role as a 9 to 5 job, given that the country is in the middle of a pandemic, the Government Insider said: ”Give the guy a break, I mean the poor bloke won’t get to travel to Hawaii this year.”
”He’ll have to settle on somewhere else like the South Coast or if Anastacia changes her mind maybe Port Douglas.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, the PM has asked me to head over the Engadine Maccas to clean up a potential political mess.”
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