The Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has reached out to NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and invited her to join him for some much needed R&R in the Philippines with some ping pong and chill.
‘’I know what it’s like to be under the pump over your personal life,’’ said the Minister for Manila. ‘’So Gladys, pack the bags and join me in Manila.’’
“Nothing relaxes me more than watching my favourite ping pong team. Especially when there’s a happy ending.’’
When asked how he would be able to travel to the Philippines given the Government’s current travel ban, the Minister for Manila said: ‘’If Abbott can get to London and Pell to Rome, then surely old Georgey boy can head home to Manila.’’
”Besides, I’m pretty sure that ScoMo would rather have me in Manila than in Canberra on Facebook.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to Rebel sport and stock up on some ping pong balls.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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