The National Pedo Apologists League (NPAL) will meet in Sydney today for their annual catch up where they will take the time to remember the legacy of Cardinal George Pell. A man the league says: ”Touched us all.” ”It’s been… Read More ›
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Sky News Demands The Sexy Green M&M Be Named Australian Of The Year
Low rating cable channel Sky News Australia has demanded that the fictional green M&M spokes candy be named this years Australian of the year. ”For too long we have had to sit back and watch a parade of woke leftists… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Complains To The Devil About The Lack Of Sky News In Hell
Cardinal Pell has spent his first day in hell complaining to the Devil about not being able to get coverage of Sky News Australia on the television in his suite. ”Most people on their first day in hell do have… Read More ›
Liberals Announce New Initiative The Dutton Youth
The Australian Liberal party has responded to polling showing that they are not popular with the youth of Australia by announcing a new initiative, the Dutton Youth. ”We understand that the youth of Australia are not connecting with us and… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Calls On The World To Embrace Prince Andrew
Australia’s leading unconvicted Catholic, George Pell, has appeared on niche news station Sky News Australia to appeal to the World to reach out and embrace embattled Royal, Prince Andrew. ”I know what it is like to be shunned by the… Read More ›
Bolt Pledges To Never Get Out Of Bed To Avoid Being Woke
Low rating Sky News TV host Andrew Bolt has pledged that he will no longer leave his bed so as to avoid being woke. ”I call upon my fellow conservative soldiers to join me in a sleep in against wokeness,”… Read More ›