Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›
Cardinal George Pell has come out [sic] in defence of Australian Rugby Union star Israel Folau, agreeing with his views on the damnation of gay people. Last week Folau responded to a comment on an Instagram post, where one of… Read More ›
The Pope has dealt with sexual assault allegations against George Pell the traditional way by moving the cardinal to a different Vatican hundreds of kilometers away and extracting a promise that he would never be charged with sexual assault again…. Read More ›
Columnist Andrew Bolt has called for the Government to launch a Royal Commission into the police and public’s treatment of Cardinal George Pell. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained his call for a Royal Commission, saying: “I can’t… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell has come to the rescue of besieged Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos with an offer of a position as a youth worker within the Catholic Church. “I’m confident that Milo can convert his following of alt-right boys into… Read More ›
The team in charge of finding Cardinal George Pell’s compassion have abandoned their search in order to focus on the relatively easier task of finding missing Malaysian airlines plane, flight MH370. A spokesperson for the search team told The (un)Australian: “We had… Read More ›
