Australia’s ‘most-read blogger’ and aspiring detective Andrew Bolt has called upon the Nation’s leaders to cancel the Australia-wide lock down and open up the country’s parks and playgrounds from tomorrow, as he anticipates that disgraced Cardinal George Pell will be… Read More ›
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Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year
Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
Bookies Install George Pell As Unbackable Favourite To Be Named 2021 Australian Of The Year
Australian Bookmakers have released the odds for next year’s Australian of the year award with almost all of them installing currently imprisoned Cardinal, George Pell as an unbackable favourite to win the award. “It may sound like a long shot… Read More ›
BREAKING: Miranda Devine Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year
In breaking news Prime Minister Scott Morrison will later today name News Corp columnist and self-described ‘reformed mathematician’ Miranda Devine as this year’s Australian of the Year. “This is is a bit of a left field pick, considering Miranda is… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s 2019 Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. This year the team behind theunaustralian.net spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together… Read More ›
Pell Snares Role Of ‘Wise Man’ In Prison Christmas Play
Imprisoned religious figure, Cardinal George Pell, has secured the role as one of the Wise Men in his prison’s upcoming Christmas eve play. The disgraced figurehead has been trying to get into character the past week, but is struggling to… Read More ›