Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican.
”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He often said that you can’t beat the feeling of slipping in to a Virgin.”
”So, he was most disappointed to learn that Virgin airways were no longer flying.”
When asked why it was so important that the elderly Cardinal travel to Rome in the midst of a pandemic, his confidant said: ”The Cardinal has pressing duties at the Vatican, you know.”
”He has to ‘clean out’ his apartment, if you know what I mean. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and find out where the best place in Rome is to hire a paper shredder.”
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