Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
Imprisoned religious figure, Cardinal George Pell, has secured the role as one of the Wise Men in his prison’s upcoming Christmas eve play. The disgraced figurehead has been trying to get into character the past week, but is struggling to… Read More ›
The gossip around Canberra this morning is how former Prime Minister Tony Abbott made an uninvited appearance at current Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s end of year drinks celebration for members of the current Government. “It was very awkward having Tony… Read More ›
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has spoken of his wish that incarcerated Cardinal George Pell will soon be free to enter the world and touch others as he has done so in the past. “I don’t wish to say… Read More ›
George Pell’s number one cheer leader convicted racist Andrew Bolt has spoken of how he feels that the Cardinal’s jailing will effect so many, particularly the children that Pell has yet to touch. “This is a tragedy for Australia’s youth… Read More ›
Disgraced Cardinal and Sky News’ favourite martyr George Pell has started working on organising a jailhouse talent show that he hopes will raise enough funds to help with the rebuild of the recently destroyed Notre Dame cathedral. “I am very… Read More ›
