The National Pedo Apologists League (NPAL) will meet in Sydney today for their annual catch up where they will take the time to remember the legacy of Cardinal George Pell. A man the league says: ”Touched us all.” ”It’s been… Read More ›
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Dutton Calls On Australians To Throw Their Kids Overboard In Honour Of Peter Reith
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Australians to pay tribute to the late Defence Minister Peter Reith’s legacy by throwing their children overboard. ”Peter gave so much to his country and left such an inspirational… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On Australia To Move Away From The Metric System
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called on the Government to move away from the metric system, claiming that it is confusing for those over the age of 55. ”We’ve given this so called system a chance… Read More ›
Howard Shocked To Learn That Women And Minorities Are Allowed To Vote
Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›
Porter To Trade IR Laws For ‘A Younger Model’
Australia’s Attorney General and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Christian Porter has announced that he intends to trade in Australia’s current Industrial Relations laws for a much younger model. “It gets to a point in every countries life when they… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Disappointed To Not Be Riding A Virgin Back To The Vatican
Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican. ”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He… Read More ›
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