Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told the cleaners of Engadine Maccas to stand down and stand by, as this year’s NRL finals featuring the PM’s beloved Cronulla Sharks kick off this week.
”To the cleaners at not just Engadine maccas but all maccas, I say, stand back and stand by,” said the Prime Minister. ”It’s going to be a grueling finals season, so we need you there, ready and raring to go.”
”I’d be there myself but as you know, I don’t hold a mop and bucket.”
When asked why he was seemingly taking verbiage from President Trump, Scotty from marketing said: ”Fake news. I reject the premise of your question.”
”To my knowledge, Donald or The Donald as I call him has never even been to Engadine Maccas. I have invited him to join me there one day but no plans have been finalised.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to get ready for the big game, go the sharts!”
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