Australia’s acting PM Barnaby Joyce (yes, really) has used his first day in charge to recall Parliament in order to overturn the contentious bonk ban. ”There are wars going on, towns are getting flooded and the pandemic is still here…. Read More ›
Pandemic
PM’s Office Declares That He’s Not Missing Just Playing Hide & Seek
The Office of the Prime Minister has declared that the PM has not pissed off over to Hawaii for another holiday but is instead challenging the Nation to a game of hide and seek. ”We can confirm that the PM… Read More ›
Farmers Pitching New TV Show ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ To Help Solve Fruit Picker Shortage
Australia’s farmers facing a pandemic led shortage of fruit pickers have approached the TV networks to pitch the show, ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ with hopes that it will lead to an influx of fruit pickers. ”Desperate times mate, you know… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Disappointed To Not Be Riding A Virgin Back To The Vatican
Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican. ”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Hopes To Touch Many More Lives On His Return To Rome
Cardinal Pell has told friends that he hopes to touch many more lives when he arrives in Rome later this week. The Cardinal has been given an exemption by the Government to return to the Vatican to ‘clean out’ his… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Vic’s To Live Vicariously Through Him For The Next Few Weeks
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a message to Victorians who are currently enduring the countries most stringent lock down measures, to stay inside, stay safe and live vicariously through their Prime Minister. “We are all Victorians,” said… Read More ›
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