Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a message to Victorians who are currently enduring the countries most stringent lock down measures, to stay inside, stay safe and live vicariously through their Prime Minister.
“We are all Victorians,” said Prime Minister Scotty. “Well except for the fact that the rest of the country are not locked up and can go out to the footy or Maccas over the next couple of weeks.”
“But, to those people in Melbourne I say, I am here for you. Right here in Sydney and maybe Queensland, depends on where the Sharkies are drawn to play next.”
When asked if seemingly going about his everyday life and posting pictures to social media was the best way for a Prime Minister to act during a pandemic, the Prime Minister said: “Of course it is, it’s not like I’m a Doctor, I don’t hold a stethoscope, well there was that one time but that was for a photo op.”
“Australian’s want to see their PM getting out there and having a go. Whether it be at the footy or over the stove cooking up a curry.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to have a go, if you know what I mean.”
Mark Williamson
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