Cardinal Pell Hopes To Touch Many More Lives On His Return To Rome

Cardinal Pell has told friends that he hopes to touch many more lives when he arrives in Rome later this week. The Cardinal has been given an exemption by the Government to return to the Vatican to ‘clean out’ his flat.

”Cardinal Pell loves to meet new people and is always keen to press the flesh so to speak,” said a Spokesperson for the Cardinal. ”As well he does have to clean up his old flat, make a few things disappear if you know what I mean.”

”The Cardinal has also not ruled out doing a bit of sight seeing whilst in Rome, he does love the Colisseum. Reminds him of his recent battles with the law, what with Christians being thrown to the lions.”

When asked why the Cardinal was given an exemption to travel in the middle of a pandemic, the Spokesperson said: ”The Cardinal had some excellent references, a lot of former Prime Ministers were lining up to write one for him.”

”Besides where would you rather have the Cardinal, in the Vatican or in Australia. I think we’d prefer that he reached out and touched others whilst overseas.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to pop out and buy the Cardinal a book to read on the plane, he loves young adults you know…..the genre of fiction that is.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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