ScoMo Tells Aussie Kids To Consider Studying A Trade Like Carpentry, Plumbing Or Marketing

Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on the nation’s children to consider taking up a trade like carpentry, plumbing or marketing.

“This country was built by tradies and we need more of them,” said Prime Minister ScoMo. ”Now is not the time to think about being a philosopher, lawyer or heaven forbid an artist.”

”Let me tell you there is no better feeling in the world than accomplishing something as a tradie. I long or the days when I used to be on tools as a young marketing executive.”

When asked why his Government was seemingly abandoning Universities, the Prime Minister said: ”We’re not abandoning anyone, Universities have had their time in the sun, now it’s time for others to have a go.”

”As you know under my Government, if you have a go, you get a go, you know?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to get back on tools if you know what I mean.”

Mark Williamson


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