Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›
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“No Guarantee Next Week Will Be Any Better” Say World’s Men
After a week of less then exemplary behaviour the world’s Men have admitted that they are unlikely to change for the better in the foreseeable future. “This hasn’t been one of our better weeks,” confessed the world’s Men in reference… Read More ›
World Panics after Death Of Last Remaining Adult
Relatives of the world’s last living adult Frank Barnstaple have confirmed that the 93 year old grown up has passed away, leaving the residents of the world frightened and bewildered. “When I was a kid there were adults everywhere making… Read More ›
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