Local man-child and social group deadweight, Trevor Millson (33), has again attended a Christmas social bbq with his friends brandishing nothing but a $10 box of Cadbury favourites. Wearing a t-shirt and jeans combo recycled from his laundry hamper, Trev… Read More ›
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Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble
Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring. ”Gladys needs… Read More ›
Friends Tell Gladys To Not Look For Love Through Prison Pen Pals
Friends of NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian have held an intervention to stop her looking for love through the Prison Pen Pals website. “Poor Glad, she has had such a tough run lately,” said a friend of the Premier…. Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Downloads New Government Tracking App Tinder
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has gone from being skeptical of the Government’s covid-19 tracking app to becoming a convert after discovering Tinder. “I’ve never been a fan of the Government being a big… Read More ›
New App Combining Tinder and Uber Probably Ill Conceived
Finally people who want to catch a taxi and have that taxi ride turn out to be a date with the driver (for some reason) can say – there’s an app for that. Tuber, a rideshare/dating app hybrid, marketed as… Read More ›