Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been sounding out his colleagues over potentially knighting the recently demoted Prince Andrew. ”Scott, err, ScoMo is desperate for something to distract the public from all his recent failures,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›
Distraction
ScoMo In Talks With Elf On A Shelf To Run In Warringah
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is close to convincing children’s toy Elf On A Shelf to run at the next Federal Election in the seat of Warringah. “How good is Elf… Read More ›
ScoMo Heads To Bunnings To Buy A Bigger Broom And Carpet To Sweep Things Under
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has knocked off work early for the day in order to head to his favourite shop Bunnings in order to pick up a bigger broom and carpet in order to sweep any future scandals… Read More ›
Australians To Vote On Which PMs Will Front New Mount Rushmore Style Monument To Be Carved Into Uluru
The Morrison Government is currently drafting legislation for a plebiscite to be held later this year which will allow Australians to vote on which former Prime Ministers will be carved into Uluru, as an homage to the United States’ Mount… Read More ›