Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant Jeff Jones has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in either of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
Melbourne Storm
NRL Blames Low Finals Attendance On Sub-Par Stadiums
The NRL has blamed the condition of Allianz Stadium as the reason for only 19,000 people turning up to watch the Cronulla sharks play the Penrith panthers last Friday night. “Mate it’s appalling what the fans have to put up… Read More ›
Cooper Cronk Moves To Sydney In Search Of More Conversations About Housing Prices And Traffic
Melbourne Storm halfback Cooper Cronk has admitted that he’ll be quitting the club at the end of 2017 and moving to Sydney because he misses not being able to take part in animated dinner party conversations about high house prices… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Asks The Swans And Storm To Join Him On A Victory Lap
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›
Harold Holt Spotted Swimming Off Cronulla Beach
Surf lifesaver’s from the Cronulla Surf Club have confirmed that a lone swimmer seen backstroking a kilometre off the beach is former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt. “He’s got a couple of bluebottle stings and his skin has gone all… Read More ›
