Fans of underdog football champions the Western Bulldogs and the Cronulla Sharks have swarmed the home grounds of both clubs hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve… Read More ›
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Harold Holt Spotted Swimming Off Cronulla Beach
Surf lifesaver’s from the Cronulla Surf Club have confirmed that a lone swimmer seen backstroking a kilometre off the beach is former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt. “He’s got a couple of bluebottle stings and his skin has gone all… Read More ›
Planning Underway For The Inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March
Planning is underway for the inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March. The event will be held on July 3 to honour and acknowledge the difficulties Mr Morrison has faced as a rich white Christian male who opposes same-sex marriage and treating asylum seekers with… Read More ›
Vegan Racist Appalled At Lack Of Appropriate Food Options At Cronulla BBQ
As the fallout continues over Saturday’s failed Cronulla riot 10 year anniversary BBQ, the latest person to condemn the event is 26-year-old self-confessed racist vegan patriot Sherman Redneck, who slammed the organisers for a lack of vegan options served at… Read More ›
Alan Jones Hoping To Kickstart A New Race Riot
Conservative commentator and star of ABC TV’s Media Watch program, Alan Jones has today launched a Kickstarter campaign in the hopes of launching another race riot, like the one he successfully held in Cronulla a few years ago. Mr Jones… Read More ›
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