Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson have spent the week in the Lodge working on a pillow fort to pass time during Canberra’s lockdown.
”Lockdown can get a little lonely without Jen and the girls,” said the PM. ”Luckily for me, old mate George Christensen and a team of photographers decided to bunk down with me in the Lodge.”
”I can’t wait to release the official photographs of the fort we will built. George reckons they’ll break the internet.”
When asked why, given all the problems in the world, he was focusing on working with George Christensen on building a fort, rather than, say the Premiers in solving the current Covid crisis, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”George and I are doing vital work in the Lodge. Why, without George I wouldn’t have a majority Government … as he keeps reminding me.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to send one of my staff out to Fyshwick to pick up some magazines for George.”
”That boy is a voracious reader.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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