Matt Canavan Demands That Coal Miners Be Allowed To March On ANZAC Day

Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day.

”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit of good but come on, Coal puts food on tables, lobster in my case,” said the Nationals Senator. ”All I’m asking is that I get to don my little fluro top and black up my face and march with pride down the street.”

”I mean they let the gays march on Mardi Gras, why shouldn’t Miners march as well?”

When asked why he was so against our Troops, the Nationals Senator said: ”I’m not against the Troops. I just look better dressed up as a Coal miner than I do as a Soldier.”

”I mean, if someone from the Army wants to provide me with a uniform and some cash to you know, help me spread the message then I’d be happy to lobby for them.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a big day of TV and Radio interviews to talk of how I’m being silenced for my views.”

Mark Williamson


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