One time celebrity chef Pete Evans has called on the Government to bring in an Ivermectin passport to allow he and his fellow anti-vaccers to travel and go about their everyday business and hustles.
”I don’t believe in this so-called ”pandemic” however for those who do think it’s real please do buy my corona busting light machine,” said the celebrity Chef. ”It’s a steal at $15,000 or 4 payments of $3750 through After Pay.”
When asked why he feels that he knows more about disease and immunology than trained experts, the celebrity chef said: ”The clue is in what you describe me as, celebrity.”
”It’s a well known fact that celebrities know more than most. I mean what else do we have to do all day other than do a few Instagram posts and get our anuses bleached.”
”Speaking of which I have some nuts I have to activate.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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