One time celebrity chef Pete Evans has called on the Government to bring in an Ivermectin passport to allow he and his fellow anti-vaccers to travel and go about their everyday business and hustles. ”I don’t believe in this so-called… Read More ›
Clive Palmer
ScoMo Tells His Creepy Mate To Ignore Clive And Stay Friends With Him
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called upon his creepy mate George Christensen to ignore approaches from billionaire shit-stirrer Clive Palmer and stick with the Coalition. ”I know at the moment George feels like the popular girl at school,”… Read More ›
Government Announces Plans To Mine Clive Palmer For Gas
Energy Minister Angus Taylor has today announced that the Federal Government plans to go all in on gas, with plans to start mining eccentric Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer. ”The Morrison Government is firmly committed to gas,” said a spokesman for… Read More ›
Hanson Follows Trump’s Advice And Starts Taking Hydro Electric Power
Pauline Hanson has issued a statement in support of American President Donald Trump, who today reveled that he was taking the anti-malaria drug hydroxycholorquine to prevent contracting the dreaded Covid-19 virus. “President Trump is a great man and someone we… Read More ›
Queensland Announces New Tourist Attraction Grand Canyon 2.0
The Queensland Government has this week announced that they will be launching a new tourist attraction the Grand Canyon 2.0 which will be located in the Galilee basin. “What an exciting time to be a Queenslander,” said Premier Anastacia Palaszcuk…. Read More ›
Australia’s Coke Dealers Call For A Bail Out Package Following The Implementation Of The Election Advertising Blackout
Australia’s coke dealers have called on which ever party wins Saturday’s election to put together a bail out package for the struggling industry following the implementation of the election advertising blackout. “Mate last week everything was gravy, old mate Palmer… Read More ›
