ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Shows Him The Dick And Balls That He Drew On His Census Paper

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been caught on camera admiring a dick and balls drawn on a census paper by his creepy mate George Christensen in the halls of parliament house.

”I’m not really an art guy but what old mate George Christensen drew is quite good, very detailed,” said the PM. ”The Coalition is a very broad church some of us fill in the census, some of us draw pictures on it and others cut the funding to it.”

”I will say, that I was lucky enough that Jen took care of the census on my behalf.”

When asked why he seemingly let his creepy mate George Christensen get away with proverbial murder, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”George has never killed anyone. Sure, the AFP did warn that maybe man slaughter could be on the table but that’s a confidential document.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to run a few errands. Do you know where I can pick up some table tennis balls, George said he’d run out.”

Mark Williamson


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