Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been caught on camera admiring a dick and balls drawn on a census paper by his creepy mate George Christensen in the halls of parliament house. ”I’m not really an art guy but… Read More ›
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Census Reveals 14% Growth In Number Of Statistics
The amount of statistics in Australia has grown by nearly a sixth in the last five years according to the figures from the 2016 Census released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics. “Although there has been a slight decline… Read More ›
Census Fail Leaves Australia With No Clue Of Jedi Population
The Australian Bureau of Statistics has admitted that the debacle over the 2016 Census has left frustrated infrastructure planners with no idea how many Jedi Knights there are in the country. “Census data is vital in determining how the nation’s… Read More ›
Australian Sheep Census Taking Forever
The sheep census started by the Australian Bureau of Statistics back in 1950 is still no closer to completion due to all the census takers falling asleep five minutes after the start of each working day. “You’d think it would… Read More ›
Australian Census To Be Replaced By Family Feud
The Prime Minister has announced that the Australian Census will be replaced by episodes of Family Feud. ‘I have two words for you,’ said Mr. Abbott rearranging deck chairs. ‘Survey Says!’ The Prime Minister has stated that the 104 year… Read More ›
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