NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has encouraged the people of NSW to turn their Christmas celebrations into a Covid party, in an effort to get the whole State used to living with the disease. ”Covid’s here and we need to start… Read More ›
Masks
ScoMo Tells Jen That His Creepy Mate George Can’t Wear A Mask As It Itches His Chin
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Gladys That There’ll Be No Mask Wearing In Bunnings This Weekend
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian that there’ll be no compulsory wearing of masks in Bunnings this weekend. ”Gladys and her team are the ruby standard when it comes to handling the… Read More ›
Acting NSW Premier Barilaro Orders All Koalas Slaughtered And Turned Into Masks
Acting NSW Premier John Barilaro has issued an executive order for all of the State’s Koalas to be slaughtered and turned in to masks to be made available for a slight fee to the needy. ”When Gladys ordered the entire… Read More ›
Pete Evans Launches $10k Crystal Clad Mask
Entrepreneur, health advocate, and all-round level headed bloke, Pete Evans, has entered the face mask industry, launching his own product – “the crystal defender”. The face mask comes equipped with embedded crystals to ward off pathogens including coronavirus. “We’ve been… Read More ›
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