Entrepreneur, health advocate, and all-round level headed bloke, Pete Evans, has entered the face mask industry, launching his own product – “the crystal defender”.
The face mask comes equipped with embedded crystals to ward off pathogens including coronavirus.
“We’ve been testing this for hours now”, stated a beaming Evans, “and not one of us has contracted covid, the flu, or friendship. It’s 100% effective.”
The mask comes with a shimmering price tag of $10,000, which Evans believes to be a drop in the ocean compared to its health benefits.
The website also claims that wearing the mask in public will increase health, vitality and the likelihood of winding up on A Current Affair.
GK Kidd
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