Journalism Students Told To Sleep With Barnaby If They Want To Work In The Industry

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Aspiring journalists have been told that instead of university or TAFE, they should instead consider sleeping with the Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce to progress their journalistic careers.

“The days of cadet-ships and graduate positions are over, as newspapers and magazines are struggling to survive,” said a journalist who wished to speak off the record. ”If you are a young journalist keen to land a column that isn’t paid for by Patreon, then your best bet is to have a fling with Barnaby.”

When reached for comment on his influence on the world of journalism, Barnaby Joyce said: ”Anything I can do to help a lady get a leg over, er a leg up in the world, I’m happy to do.”

”In fact, just this afternoon I was talking to the University of New England about adding a unit to their journalism degree that allows students to work closely with me.”

”Any students wishing to apply should just send me a copy of your measurements, err I mean resume, and I’ll be in touch.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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