Media mogul and American citizen Rupert Murdoch is reportedly extremely pissed at the Morrison Government after his pay TV network Foxtel only received $10 million dollars of the Governments 90 billion dollar spend.
”Mr Murdoch is definitely not happy and he has told his scribes to start sharpening their pencils,” said a Murdoch Insider. ”Doesn’t this Government realise how much Mr Murdoch does for them?”
”I mean which news channel and newspapers help them start and fight the culture wars, surely that is worth more than $10 million dollars.”
When asked for comment on Mr Murdoch’s displeasure a spokesperson for the Prime Minister said: ”You can assure Mr Murdoch we will look after him later in the year. We are currently working on a plan to maybe merge the ABC with Sky News.”
”The 7:30 Bolt report does have a nice ring to it, doesn’t it.”
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