ScoMo Urges Melbournians To Dig Deep And Send Cash To NSW

Prime Minister for Sydney (and occasionally the rest of the country) Scott Morrison has urged Melbournians to dig deep and give generously to the people locked down in NSW. In a statement today, he announced that the government is currently looking at setting up a Go Fund Me account for the Covid-ridden state.

”Australians are a generous people, especially when the chips are down,” said the Prime Minister. ”To those people in Melbourne, I ask you to maybe skip tomorrow’s coffee or put off getting the beard trimmed this week, and instead send your cash to NSW.”

”After all – we’re all in this together.”

When asked why he was appearing to favour NSW over the rest of Australia, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of the question.”

”It’s just at the moment we have a state in lockdown that has many, many marginal seats.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get on the blower to little Joshie Frydenburg and tell him to get out onto the streets of Toorak and shake the can for Mosman.”

Mark Williamson


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